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🧟 Bitchy BOUTIQUE — "dead gorgeous"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff MECHANIC — "we check under the hood all night"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff CARPENTER — "we've got real wood"

🔞🧟 Bitchy BAKERY — "warm buns, always wet"

🔞🧟 Bitchy — "bite me. seriously."

🧟 Big Stiff BAR & GRILL — "dead last call"

🧟 Big Stiff CAMPING — "we pitch a big tent"

🧟 Big Stiff HOT SAUCE — "burns going in AND out"

🧟 Big Stiff BOXING — "we go all night"

🧟 Big Stiff BOWLING — "we roll deep"

🧟 Big Stiff DOG WALKING — "we never come back the same"

🧟 Big Stiff WELDING — "we light you up & melt you down"

🧟 Big Stiff CHIRO — "we'll crack you good"

🧟 Big Stiff LAW — "dead to rights"

🧟 Big Stiff PIZZA — "we toss it, spread it 'til it's hot"

🧟 Big Stiff THANKSGIVING — "we stuff it good and deep"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff LAWN CARE — "I'll mow your bush nice & smooth"

🧟 Bitchy — "raised by wolves, fueled by wine"

🧟 Big Stiff HOCKEY — "our checks send you to the gravesite"

🧟 Bitchy REALTY — "closing on your dead body"

🔞🧟 Bitchy NAILS — "we handle your tips"

🧟 Big Stiff FISHING — "gone fishin', never came back"

🧟 Big Stiff CONSTRUCTION — "built to last forever"