Adults Only (18+)

Humor — Illegal, expensive, or brunette (18+)

🔞🧟 Big Stiff POOL SERVICE — "we love a good skinny dip"

🔞🧟 Bitchy MASSAGE — "happy endings, cold hands"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff PAINTER — "two coats, every position"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff PEST CONTROL — "we handle crabs, no questions"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff ROOFER — "we go down on the job, then back up"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff DAIRY — "we milk it 'til the last drop"

🔞🧟 Bitchy — "certified freak, deceased"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff CONTRACTOR — "nailed, screwed & buried"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff TRUCKER — "18 gears, all night long"

🔞🧟 Bitchy BAR — "we pour it stiff & take it straight"

🔞🧟💐 Zombie Couple — ROMANCE ISN'T DEAD — "he always knows how to make me wet" (bouquet of hands)

🔞🧟 Big Stiff MECHANIC — "we check under the hood all night"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff CARPENTER — "we've got real wood"

🔞🧟 Bitchy BAKERY — "warm buns, always wet"

🔞🧟 Bitchy — "bite me. seriously."

🔞🧟 Big Stiff LAWN CARE — "I'll mow your bush nice & smooth"

🔞🧟 Bitchy NAILS — "we handle your tips"

🔞🧟 Bitchy WAXING — "we rip it ALL off"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff GYNO — "no appointment needed"

🔞🧟 Bitchy AFTER DARK — "half off, I'm falling apart"

🔞🧟 Bitchy TOY STORE — "we've got what you're dying for"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff PIMP — "pimpin' ain't dead"