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🧟 Zombie Couple — STILL TOGETHER, STILL ROTTING — "40 years and falling apart, literally"

🧟💍 Zombie Couple — TILL DEATH DO US PART — "...we said. rookie mistake."

Big Stiff Plumbing — Zombie Tee

Big Stiff Dental — Zombie Tee

Big Stiff Electric — Zombie Tee

Big Stiff IT Support — Zombie Tee

Bitchy Halloween — Zombie Tee

Bitchy Mom — Zombie Tee

🧟 Big Stiff ROOFING — "on top all day long"

Bitchy Bar — Stiff Drinks, Stiffer Attitude

🧟 Big Stiff MOVING CO — "we always bring the bodies"

🧟 Big Stiff BREWERY — "dead & hoppy"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff CONTRACTOR — "nailed, screwed & buried"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff TRUCKER — "18 gears, all night long"

🧟 Bitchy FLORIST — "dead roses, live drama"

🔞🧟 Bitchy BAR — "we pour it stiff & take it straight"

🔞🧟💐 Zombie Couple — ROMANCE ISN'T DEAD — "he always knows how to make me wet" (bouquet of hands)

🧟 Big Stiff DEMOLITION — "we bring the house down"

🧟 Big Stiff CONCRETE — "we pour it good and thick"

🧟 Big Stiff TAXI — "last ride you'll ever take"

🧟 Big Stiff XMAS — "have a dead merry one"

🧟 Big Stiff FARMING — "we like it in the dirt"

🧟 Bitchy — "sarcasm is my love language"