Big Stiff

🧟 Big Stiff PIZZA — "we toss it, spread it 'til it's hot"

🧟 Big Stiff THANKSGIVING — "we stuff it good and deep"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff LAWN CARE — "I'll mow your bush nice & smooth"

🧟 Big Stiff HOCKEY — "our checks send you to the gravesite"

🧟 Big Stiff FISHING — "gone fishin', never came back"

🧟 Big Stiff CONSTRUCTION — "built to last forever"

🧟 Big Stiff POLICE — "dead to serve & protect"

🧟 Big Stiff CONVICT — "doing life AND death"

🧟 Big Stiff PILOT — "cleared for the afterlife"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff GYNO — "no appointment needed"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff PIMP — "pimpin' ain't dead"

🧟 Big Stiff CISO — "our firewall died too"

🧟 Big Stiff CIO — "dead systems, live problems"

🧟 Big Stiff VP OF IT — "have you tried reincarnating it?"

🧟 Big Stiff CFO — "we're in the red AND dead"

🧟 Big Stiff CHEF — "our specialty is dead meat"

🧟 Big Stiff DISHWASHER — "always in the weeds"

🧟 Big Stiff DELIVERY — "we always come, eventually"

🧟 Big Stiff SANITATION — "we take out the dead weight"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff PROCTOLOGY — "we get to the bottom of it"

🧟 Big Stiff CRIMINAL — "caught dead-handed"

🧟 Big Stiff BOTANY — "we're growing on you"

🧟 Big Stiff GANJA CO — "dead high, all day"