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🧟 Bitchy — "running on caffeine & spite"

🧟 Bitchy — "sarcasm is my love language"

🧟 Bitchy — "she's a 10 but she's dead"

🧟 Bitchy — "wine 'til I'm undead"

🧟 Bitchy — "zero pulse, all attitude"

🧟 Zombie Couple — MR & MRS UNDEAD — "the original power couple"

🧟 Zombie Couple — STILL TOGETHER, STILL ROTTING — "40 years and falling apart, literally"

🧟 Zombie Couple — WORST HALF & BETTER HALF — "guess which is which"

🧟❤️ Zombie Couple — A MATCH MADE IN THE MORGUE — "death do us... nah"

🧟❤️ Zombie Couple — DECOMPOSING TOGETHER — "since forever"

🧟❤️ Zombie Couple — EAT, PREY, LOVE — "our kind of romance"

🧟❤️ Zombie Couple — LOVE AT FIRST BITE — "he had me at brains"

🧟❤️ Zombie Couple — PARTNERS IN SLIME — "till we rot"

🧟❤️ Zombie Couple — THE COUPLE THAT SLAYS TOGETHER — "stays together"

🧟❤️ Zombie Couple — YOU HAD ME AT BRAINS — "forever hungry for you"

🧟❤️ Zombie Couple — YOUR FAVORITE DEAD COUPLE — "rest in pieces"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff CARPENTER — "we've got real wood"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff CONTRACTOR — "nailed, screwed & buried"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff DAIRY — "we milk it 'til the last drop"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff ELECTRIC — "we'll check your box & blow your fuse"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff GYNO — "no appointment needed"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff LAWN CARE — "I'll mow your bush nice & smooth"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff LIFEGUARD — "mouth to mouth, my specialty"