Products

🧟 Big Stiff TAXI — "last ride you'll ever take"

🧟 Big Stiff THANKSGIVING — "we stuff it good and deep"

🧟 Big Stiff TOWING — "we'll haul you off"

🧟 Big Stiff VP OF IT — "have you tried reincarnating it?"

🧟 Big Stiff WELDING — "we light you up & melt you down"

🧟 Big Stiff XMAS — "have a dead merry one"

🧟 Bitchy AIR — "buh-bye now, forever"

🧟 Bitchy BAKERY — "nice buns, warm & fresh"

🧟 Bitchy BOUTIQUE — "dead gorgeous"

🧟 Bitchy CHRISTMAS — "naughty & dead"

🧟 Bitchy COFFEE — "brewed black as my heart"

🧟 Bitchy DINER — "today's special: me"

🧟 Bitchy FLORIST — "dead roses, live drama"

🧟 Bitchy NURSE — "this won't hurt me a bit"

🧟 Bitchy REALTY — "closing on your dead body"

🧟 Bitchy SALES — "closing deals, dead or alive"

🧟 Bitchy TATTOO — "we go bone deep"

🧟 Bitchy VALENTINE — "be mine or bleed"

🧟 Bitchy WINE CO — "we uncork it fast"

🧟 Bitchy — "bless your heart, I'll eat it"

🧟 Bitchy — "hot mess, cold heart"

🧟 Bitchy — "I put the DED in dedication"

🧟 Bitchy — "not now, I'm decomposing"