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🔞🧟 Bitchy MASSAGE — "happy endings, cold hands"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff PAINTER — "two coats, every position"

🧟 Big Stiff TACO TRUCK — "get it while it's still moving"

🧟 Big Stiff FENCING — "we post it deep"

🧟 Big Stiff DINER — "open 'til we drop"

🧟 Big Stiff HUNTING — "dead-eye every time"

🧟 Big Stiff PICKLEBALL — "always ready to serve"

🧟 Big Stiff SECURITY — "dead serious"

🧟 Big Stiff CYCLING — "we ride hard"

🧟 Bitchy — "I put the DED in dedication"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff PEST CONTROL — "we handle crabs, no questions"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff ROOFER — "we go down on the job, then back up"

🔞🧟 Big Stiff DAIRY — "we milk it 'til the last drop"

Partners In Slime — Zombie Couple Tee

Love At First Bite — Zombie Couple Tee

A Match Made In The Morgue — Zombie Couple Tee

🧟❤️ Zombie Couple — THE COUPLE THAT SLAYS TOGETHER — "stays together"

The Couple That Slays Together — Zombie Couple Tee

🧟❤️ Zombie Couple — PARTNERS IN SLIME — "till we rot"

🧟❤️ Zombie Couple — LOVE AT FIRST BITE — "he had me at brains"

🧟❤️ Zombie Couple — A MATCH MADE IN THE MORGUE — "death do us... nah"

🧟 Bitchy BAKERY — "nice buns, warm & fresh"

🧟 Bitchy TATTOO — "we go bone deep"